• Zhurutang farts noisily on elevators.

  • Zhurutang will choose strawberry ice cream over chocolate.

  • Zhurutang is afraid of cops.

  • Zhurutang watches Chuck and Burn Notice reruns.

  • Zhurutang loves to sleep on a banig.

  • Zhurutang used to have a lot of imaginary friends.

  • Zhurutang almost killed a classmate with a chalkboard eraser.

  • Zhurutang doesn't leave the house without his comb.

  • Zhurutang thinks Yellow 4 is the greatest superhero.

  • Zhurutang owns a 3rd generation photocopy of the RH Bill manuscript.

  • Zhurutang is on a quest to find "The Secret of Lotto".

  • Zhurutang believes Noynoy is a puppet president.

  • Zhurutang is one of the first 100 Filipinos to own a PS2.