- Zhurutang farts noisily on elevators.
- Zhurutang will choose strawberry ice cream over chocolate.
- Zhurutang is afraid of cops.
- Zhurutang watches Chuck and Burn Notice reruns.
- Zhurutang loves to sleep on a banig.
- Zhurutang used to have a lot of imaginary friends.
- Zhurutang almost killed a classmate with a chalkboard eraser.
- Zhurutang doesn't leave the house without his comb.
- Zhurutang thinks Yellow 4 is the greatest superhero.
- Zhurutang owns a 3rd generation photocopy of the RH Bill manuscript.
- Zhurutang is on a quest to find "The Secret of Lotto".
- Zhurutang believes Noynoy is a puppet president.
- Zhurutang is one of the first 100 Filipinos to own a PS2.
